(to the tune of the Heat Miser song from A Year Without a Santa Claus)
He narrated Under-
-dog on TV
Was Edith's cousin-in-law
On All in the Family
They called him George Irving
With the Reaper's touch
He has become worm lunch
He's too much!
On Broadway, Irene won
Him a Tony
And in it he starred with
Poor ol' Debbie and Carrie
They called him George Irving
With the reaper's touch
He has become worm lunch
He's too much!
Jefferson Survives picked George and the reason was because
He voiced Heat Miser in The Year Without a Santa Claus!
"Oh, some like it hot, but I like it really hot! Time for cremation!"
George left us on Decem-
-ber 26
"Sing it!"
Giving Jefferson Survives
A solo deadpool hit
They called him George Irving
With the Reaper's touch
He has become worm lunch
He's too much!
Too much!
There wasn't enough room in the song to reference the points he gives, so it goes here instead: George S. Irving died at the age of 94, 7 years short of being a real-life "Mr. 101." Jefferson Survives receives a hefty point haul from his death: 17 (2 for age + 5 for solo + 10 for the end-of-year bonus). Too much!
--Jefferson Survives
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